Become a member of the Red Cape Club
You don’t need a red cape to be a hero but why leave home without it?
Join my Not-So-Secret-Mission Club.
1. You have access to Confidential, Classified, Top Secret, Mysterious, Super Hero Stuff
2. You get updates on Amazing Mouse Adventures
3. You can download the Amazing Mouse cards and certificate
4. You friends will be impressed!
5. Your family will be proud!
Tiny riddles and rhymes and extra fun times
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!
What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A Computer Mouse.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?
Three blind mice!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a man’s face?A mouse-tache!
A mouse-tache!